Thursday, March 24, 2005

There is nothing in the world quite like an broccoli fart. I love them more than all the others. But the market I stopped at tonight had nasty, old broccoli that I couldn't buy. Stringbeans are good but they don't have the gas producing molecules. I have a fart coming on, maybe I'll go over by my SO and see what she thinks of a teeny stringbean fart.


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