Thursday, February 03, 2005

In my dream last night I walked up to the podium, invited, as President Bush paused in his State of the Union speech. Standing next to him, live for all the world to watch I pulled down my pants, bent over and blew a monster gasser right in his face. I redressed and walked out of the room. Bush smiled politely throughout; the Democrats erupted in applause and cheers.


Expel your gas

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