Fart Central was down this week with some, err, technical issues. The Management begs your pardon and hopes that everything has been cleared, that is, cleared up. Your BestFarts should resume regular gas deliveries.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Best Farts
Want to know a secret? George Bush farts whenever Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
A tribute to Pete Seeger
Where have all the good farts gone?
Long time passinging
Where have all the good farts gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the good farts gone?
Girls have smelled them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Long time passinging
Where have all the good farts gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the good farts gone?
Girls have smelled them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Monday, May 09, 2005
Family Guy is back and boy was last night's episode filled with farts and fart jokes. Stewie even burst a blood vessel in his right eye from blowing so hard! This is one show that I'm glad to see raised from the dead. More fart jokes, Seth!
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Friday, May 06, 2005
Parenting 101
I bet you didn't know that the Sith Knight has a blog: The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster. Shows off his funny side, as in today's entry about his encounter with Luke on Bespin, Parenting 101. Vader really writes in his own voice, even using words like farting. Once I read that I knew I had to link this much-maligned, misunderstood man/machine. So real, so entertaining.